New lockdown in sight
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Didn't you have enough of the scamdemic?
They tell you to walk on all four and you do it: this is a dumb attitude.
Anyone who lives by trying to avoid death at all costs is already dead and should stay locked indoors in a sealed sterile room.Am all for it. Just don't take anyone else down with you
I accepted that I had to die one day when a was a young lad.
I was ready then and ready now.
No politician will stop me from living.
As said, if you're scared of dying stay home, don't force your belief on me.
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The first lock-down was to give the NHS a chance to get its arse in gear. This virus is unstoppable and we will all have to take our turn with it sooner or later. Lets hope all that thursday night clapping has paid dividends and the NHS is ready for the second wave, they have no excuses this time for being caught unawares.
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dontbelieveawordofit
hindsight? is for people with no ****** and more importantly no foresight.
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dontbelieveawordofit
i didn’t clap. how would clapping pay dividends
. oh hi it’s the plasterer, do you mind clapping when I leave , then i’ll consider coming back tomorrow. ffs
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sodthisforfun
You're very selfish. Seems to be the way these days sadly.
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I don't think they were feeling loved and welcome, money is not always enough, think of our footballers they perform better with an enthusiastic crowd cheering them along.i didn’t clap. how would clapping pay dividends
You do realise your non clapping will have been noted and in your time of need ......
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Only Trump lovin redneck thickos call it a scamdemic.
for goodness sake grow up and be responsible -keeping the R value below 1 is a collective effort, yours included.
Anyway, back on topic.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...reaking-the-new-lockdown-rules-20200910200286
Dominic Cummings' guide to breaking the new lockdown rules
ALRIGHT plebs, it’s Dominic Cummings here, the guy who single-handedly destroyed the public’s willingness to follow lockdown rules. Here’s my advice on how to get round the new guidelines.
Use your family as a human shield
You can get away with anything if you say you’re acting in the best interests of your family. Even something as ludicrous as driving them halfway across the country while you’re hacking up a deadly virus. That’s just good parenting.
Say you were testing your people-counting skills
We’ve all been cooped up indoors for so long we don’t know what large groups of people look like anymore. If the police try to slap a fine on you, tell them you organised a large gathering to check your numeracy skills. It worked with that eye test rubbish.
Spout meaningless phrases
When my feet were held to the fire over that Barnard castle nonsense I said I was behaving ‘reasonably and legally’ until everyone was exhausted by the whole thing. Show obvious contempt while you’re doing your ‘stuck record’ act – people’s rage will wear them out quicker.
Refuse to apologise
If you’re expected to say sorry in a rose garden or something, turn up half an hour late and idly recite a poorly conceived cover story, eg. “I only invited all those people over to find a cure for Covid. The booze and the music just made it look like a party.”
Believe you’re just better than everyone else
If you slouch around in a ratty T-shirt and beanie and act like you’re untouchable then no one can lay a finger on you. It helps if you’ve got the prime minister of Great Britain in your pocket, but a clever ploy like that is why you are all nobodies and I am the Mekon.
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...reaking-the-new-lockdown-rules-20200910200286
Dominic Cummings' guide to breaking the new lockdown rules
ALRIGHT plebs, it’s Dominic Cummings here, the guy who single-handedly destroyed the public’s willingness to follow lockdown rules. Here’s my advice on how to get round the new guidelines.
Use your family as a human shield
You can get away with anything if you say you’re acting in the best interests of your family. Even something as ludicrous as driving them halfway across the country while you’re hacking up a deadly virus. That’s just good parenting.
Say you were testing your people-counting skills
We’ve all been cooped up indoors for so long we don’t know what large groups of people look like anymore. If the police try to slap a fine on you, tell them you organised a large gathering to check your numeracy skills. It worked with that eye test rubbish.
Spout meaningless phrases
When my feet were held to the fire over that Barnard castle nonsense I said I was behaving ‘reasonably and legally’ until everyone was exhausted by the whole thing. Show obvious contempt while you’re doing your ‘stuck record’ act – people’s rage will wear them out quicker.
Refuse to apologise
If you’re expected to say sorry in a rose garden or something, turn up half an hour late and idly recite a poorly conceived cover story, eg. “I only invited all those people over to find a cure for Covid. The booze and the music just made it look like a party.”
Believe you’re just better than everyone else
If you slouch around in a ratty T-shirt and beanie and act like you’re untouchable then no one can lay a finger on you. It helps if you’ve got the prime minister of Great Britain in your pocket, but a clever ploy like that is why you are all nobodies and I am the Mekon.
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durhamplumber
Depends on ones personal risk aversion and assessment Jonnyboy
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durhamplumber
None of them wish to..Maybe they are trying to keep you and elderly rels alive!
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durhamplumber
As long as you stay in and do not force your berk ideas on the population.
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