Have you had any funny or saucy proposals suggested whilst at work?

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Vinty said:
Women definitely have one track minds.
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Some of the most hair curling (read interesting) times I had when in one of my careers was working in a (telephone operators) switch room - more than once I was the only 'straight' man at their parties!

The sights I saw and ???
 
"Have you ever had any funny or unbelievably saucy indecent proposals suggested whilst at work?"

No.
 
I was at a burger joint when a really sexy young waitress asked me do I want sauce on my burger......

I didn't know what to say....
 
Umi sold me my private pension back in the early '90's. I was still at my moms but looking to move out. Umi came back for me to sign some stuff, which I duly did. She came back again and again because she said she had forgotten stuff or some such.
I moved out of me mas and into a bachelor flat. I phoned everyone and did the usual address change stuff, including Umi.
Umi brought round a moving in present, as we were busy decorating - said she was in the area. About a week later, there was a knock at the door at about 11:30pm. It was Umi all upset and looking a bit tipsy. Said her Ma and Pa had arranged a marriage for her and that shed been drinking in her car opposite the flat and that she could not drive home and asked if she could stay. I said she could have my bed and I'll sleep on the couch. Me mate slept in the other room and the box room was full of junk.

About to doze off and Umi asked if I would keep her company as she felt lonely - so I did.
 
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wgt52 said:
hair curling

The sights I saw and ???
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I was a hair model (victim) for my auntie, which basically meant that she could experiment on my hair in return for free haircuts and the occasional 'fashion show'. Being Francesco Group and all, these supposed fashion shows became more elaborate and time consuming.

However there was one brilliant perk, often the changing facilities were basic and mixed. The work around was that the people fussing around the models would hold up sheets for changing between walks. The girls outnumbered the blokes by about 20-1 and back stage was always crammed with bottles of wine and bubbly. As the show wore on the girls would get more and more pizzed and more confident and less restrained.

The sights I saw late on back stage in some of the shows were incredible.
 
I worked in a rental. There were 6 fit Swedish girls there

I. Had to give em. All. One before they would let me leave :eek:

Edit

Come to think. Of it there were 7
 
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