Car wouldn't start

[bernardgreen]

There was a terrible joke on Tony Blackburn's Sound of the Sixties this morning,


A lady gets into her car but it will not start, she looks under the bonnet and finds a pipistrelle bat sitting on the engine,

"Good Morning" says the bat "May I say what a beautiful lady you are"

A case of bat flattery

 

[Mottie]

A lady had trouble with her car not starting so she called the AA out. He told her to sit inside while he did something under the bonnet. "Try to start it now" he said. She turned the key and it started. "Well done - What was it and how did you fix it" she said. "Just s hit in the carb" he replied. "Oh" she said. "How often must I do that?"

 

[Bodd]

There was a terrible joke on Tony Blackburn's Sound of the Sixties this morning,


A lady gets into her car but it will not start, she looks under the bonnet and finds a pipistrelle bat sitting on the engine,

"Good Morning" says the bat "May I say what a beautiful lady you are"

A case of bat flattery

I used to love his jokes on Radio London.

 

[Bodd]

Two wives go out for a girls night. They get drunk and on the way home they need to pee. They go into a cemetery but after relieving themselves realise they have nothing to wipe with. One of the ladies uses her knickers, the other uses a wreath she sees laying nearby.
The next morning one husband phones the other slightly concerned - ‘I’m not sure they should go out together again, Julie came home with no knickers on’.
‘You think that’s bad?’ said the other man. Susan came home with a card in her crack that read ‘From all of us at the fire service - you’ll never be forgotten’’.

 

[Mottie]

The old ones are the best.