Bit like your reasons for (not) leaving the UK for good when you told us all goodbye and that you’d booked your one-way flights and a container for all your possessions. Oh, and after that post you were deleting your account on this forum. Tell us again why you didn't. Go on, give us all a laugh.“Yes, of course I got it wrong, but I got it wrong for the right reason, if I may put it that way, he said."
Talking of bullshît claims, how’s it going with that Ukranian refugee family you were going to put up in your house? Are they there yet? The war will be over at this rate!