A Blair joke...

[Brightness]

A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster, came to a dead halt
in traffic and thought to himself "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual".


After a short while, he noticed a Police Officer walking towards him, between
the lines of stopped cars. He rolled down his window and asked "Officer,
what's the hold up?"

"Tony Blair is depressed, so he stopped his motorcar and is threatening to
douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says no one believes
his stories -

· about why we went to war in Iraq, or
· that there is no pensions crisis, or
· the worsening economy, or
· constant adding of stealth taxes, or
· that his education reforms are not going to do any good, or
· that the health service is safe in his hands, or
· that immigration is under control, or
· that he's not George Bush's lapdog, or
· that his Party's proposed tax cuts won't help anyone except his wealthy
friends, or that his chairmanship of the European Community hasn't just led to more power being surrendered to the French so we're taking up a collection for him.


Thoughtfully, the man asks, "How much have you got so far?"




The officer replies "About forty gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning....................

 

[Moz]

I love that ...

 

[Pensdown]

 

[ellal]

worth retelling...



Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd jog past a prostitute standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

“Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
“No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.

This ritual between Tony and the prostitute became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Tony realized she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the prostitute. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.


Then, from the sidewalk, the prostitute yelled, "See what you get for five quid?!"

 

[Thermo]

ive got one........


























The labour government 1997 to the present day and the state its got this country in

 

[ellal]

The labour government 1997 to the present day and the state its got this country in

That's not a joke - it's a f***ing tragedy!...

 

[Moz]

So much promise an p+ssed it all away ....

scumbags .....b'Liar =EVIL

*moz sits polishing his old Fn SLR...adjusting hunting sights *