Post woman, ringing door bell and asking when I was born?

[ericmark]

I was born 1951, so there is no question that I am over 21, there are no children in the house, and the parcel contains cutting dies for use with a roller press, with around a 1 mm long blade, which needs a lot of pressure to even cut paper or card.

Do you think the post woman fancy's me? I do look a bit like father Christmas?

 

[denso13]

I was born 1951, so there is no question that I am over 21, there are no children in the house, and the parcel contains cutting dies for use with a roller press, with around a 1 mm long blade, which needs a lot of pressure to even cut paper or card.

Do you think the post woman fancy's me? I do look a bit like father Christmas?

She needs to put it in her delivery app.

 

[Brigadier]

She needs to put it in her delivery app.

I'd settle for the postie being able to get the street right, let alone the number.


Tell her "1851", and see if she just dutifully punches it in.....................

 

[denso13]

Tell her "1851", and see if she just dutifully punches it in.....................

Have you met Eric...

 

[Brigadier]

Have you met Eric...

More a comment on posties' lack of thinking, if the ones around here are anything to go by...............

 

[pete01]

Why do they always wear shorts, even in the winter?

 

[denso13]

More a comment on posties' lack of thinking,

Yea, it was just a light hearted quip, which was obviously rubbish.

 

[fillyboy]

Why do they always wear shorts, even in the winter?

Because they've got great legs, like Highwayman.

 

[ericmark]

Tell her "1851", and see if she just dutifully punches it in.....................

I did say what would you do if I said I was 16, she answered straight off, I would ask for ID.

 

[ericmark]

Why do they always wear shorts, even in the winter?

Do you remember the postman in skirts? At one point post women were allowed to have skirts, but postman were told they could not ware shorts, so in protest they had a week in skirts, seemed post office soon changed their minds on the rules.

 

[Notch7]

Pre woman
woman
Post woman

 

[pete01]

Do you remember the postman in skirts? At one point post women were allowed to have skirts, but postman were told they could not ware shorts, so in protest they had a week in skirts, seemed post office soon changed their minds on the rules.

I don't remember that, I don't think I've ever seen a post woman in a skirt.

 

[ericmark]

It was for a very short time, a few weeks, before post office allowed shorts again.

 

[Highway Man]

Why do they always wear shorts, even in the winter?

I do too as I have great legs

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Why do they always wear shorts, even in the winter?

Loads of adults - many who probably shouldn't - wear shorts a lot these days. Seem like it's mainly young school boys who wear long trousers these days. How times change!