Because they've got great legs, like Highwayman.
In common with Ernie Wise, my postman has short, fat, hairy legs.

Because they've got great legs, like Highwayman.
Asked our postie and he said its because they have to walk through long grass, past bushes etc and when its been raining long trousers get soaked whereas legs dry out quickly. He also said they have a competition to see who can wear them the latest in the year.Why do they always wear shorts, even in the winter?

I've never met Highwayman, but my mental image of him is something like Henry VIII.Because they've got great legs, like Highwayman.

You are correct. I am very regal often mistaken for a prince. People call me Prince Charming.I've never met Highwayman, but my mental image of him is something like Henry VIII.
He had great legs too.
@Highway Man do you suffer from gout like he did?
programs compose by people with one agenda to get to the goal they need with possibly more sellable data rather than a real person compatible tick listI was born 1951, so there is no question that I am over 21, there are no children in the house, and the parcel contains cutting dies for use with a roller press, with around a 1 mm long blade, which needs a lot of pressure to even cut paper or card.
Do you think the post woman fancy's me? I do look a bit like father Christmas?
something like Henry VIII.
He had great legs too.
Reminds me of a trip to the tip when they asked "what have you got" and I replied "Fissile material" --- he said bin 12 mate![]()
programs compose by people with one agenda to get to the goal they need with possibly more sellable data rather than a real person compatible tick list
asking someone's birthdate is wrong on several levels as pinpoint accurate information is 100 time more dangerous than "just enough to confirm"
an accurate profile can lead to all sorts off crimes theft and taking over someones life and much more where as "are you more than 18 or perhaps 21 "that is sufficient for the task in hand and has no value to fraudsters who need to gleam actual accurate information to fulfil fraud rather than the wishy washy general information required
Yep I never give my correct DOB in those circumstances. Did get caught once in Ikea forgot my Ikia family card for some discount so they said "no matter just need your address and DOB" but I couldn’t remember what fake DOB i signed up withThe solution then, is to give a false DOB, but one which still satisfies their need for an adequate DOB.

We weren't allowed to wear shorts at work, we had to wear the supplied work wear. When asked why we couldn't wear shorts, management said as we were working using very hot items and could come into contact with sharp things, it was a safety thing. But, the shirts they supplied were short sleeve polo shirts. Don't arms get injured?Why do they always wear shorts, even in the winter?

I used to work at a place and if you wore a t-shirt you had to wear forearm covers....nightmareWe weren't allowed to wear shorts at work, we had to wear the supplied work wear. When asked why we couldn't wear shorts, management said as we were working using very hot items and could come into contact with sharp things, it was a safety thing. But, the shirts they supplied were short sleeve polo shirts. Don't arms get injured?
whilst i agreeThe solution then, is to give a false DOB, but one which still satisfies their need for an adequate DOB.