I messaged him to say i couldnt make it to his wedding in Venice as i am visiting the dog groomer for my early trim!!!
Jeff Bezos is extremely upset!!!
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That's a shame I'm there now 
So am I. F*ck me, it’s a paid bar, the tight git.That's a shame I'm there now
I know that's why I got a Sainsbury's meal deal before I went in
HM wanted to go but Jeff wouldnt allow him to wear his high heels and mankini!!!!!
I have got my own back and got the cheapest thing on the wedding gift list - a 6 seat private jet - that will show him
Is Notch there telling Jeff, and anyone else who will listen, how much he secretly loves Trump?
Think I just saw him sitting on Trumps lap
Back sack and crack?
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He asked me to marry him first when he saw me.
Why did you turn him down?
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Was just he sort of cramped my style and I felt that he was just too high maintenance
Remember when he called you a "Poundland Pete01" oh how we laughed
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OMG. No I didn't know that. OMG
Its true!!
