Jeff Bezos is extremely upset!!!

[Koolpc]

I messaged him to say i couldnt make it to his wedding in Venice as i am visiting the dog groomer for my early trim!!!

 

[pete01]

That's a shame I'm there now

 

[Mottie]

That's a shame I'm there now

So am I. F*ck me, it’s a paid bar, the tight git.

 

[pete01]

So am I. F*ck me, it’s a paid bar, the tight git.

I know that's why I got a Sainsbury's meal deal before I went in

 

[Koolpc]

HM wanted to go but Jeff wouldnt allow him to wear his high heels and mankini!!!!!

 

[aveatry]

So am I. F*ck me, it’s a paid bar, the tight git.

I have got my own back and got the cheapest thing on the wedding gift list - a 6 seat private jet - that will show him

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Is Notch there telling Jeff, and anyone else who will listen, how much he secretly loves Trump?

 

[pete01]

Is Notch there telling Jeff, and anyone else who will listen, how much he secretly loves Trump?

Think I just saw him sitting on Trumps lap

 

[diy_fun_uk]

I messaged him to say i couldnt make it to his wedding in Venice as i am visiting the dog groomer for my early trim!!!

Back sack and crack?

 

[Highway Man]

HM wanted to go but Jeff wouldnt allow him to wear his high heels and mankini!!!!!

He asked me to marry him first when he saw me.

 

[diy_fun_uk]

He asked me to marry him first when he saw me.

Why did you turn him down?

 

[Highway Man]

Why did you turn him down?

Was just he sort of cramped my style and I felt that he was just too high maintenance

 

[pete01]

Was just he sort of cramped my style and I felt that he was just too high maintenance

Remember when he called you a "Poundland Pete01" oh how we laughed

 

[Highway Man]

Remember when he called you a "Poundland Pete01" oh how we laughed

OMG. No I didn't know that. OMG

 

[Koolpc]

OMG. No I didn't know that. OMG

Its true!!