
So am I. F*ck me, it’s a paid bar, the tight git.That's a shame I'm there now![]()

I know that's why I got a Sainsbury's meal deal before I went inSo am I. F*ck me, it’s a paid bar, the tight git.
I have got my own back and got the cheapest thing on the wedding gift list - a 6 seat private jet - that will show himSo am I. F*ck me, it’s a paid bar, the tight git.

Think I just saw him sitting on Trumps lapIs Notch there telling Jeff, and anyone else who will listen, how much he secretly loves Trump?
Back sack and crack?I messaged him to say i couldnt make it to his wedding in Venice as i am visiting the dog groomer for my early trim!!!

He asked me to marry him first when he saw me.HM wanted to go but Jeff wouldnt allow him to wear his high heels and mankini!!!!!
Why did you turn him down?He asked me to marry him first when he saw me.

Was just he sort of cramped my style and I felt that he was just too high maintenanceWhy did you turn him down?

Remember when he called you a "Poundland Pete01" oh how we laughedWas just he sort of cramped my style and I felt that he was just too high maintenance

OMG. No I didn't know that. OMGRemember when he called you a "Poundland Pete01" oh how we laughed

Its true!!OMG. No I didn't know that. OMG