Spain

We ended up in one of these chavinist resorts once.
We were going to the beach in the morning and pool in the afternoon.
I would get the kids to remove towels and bags from a couple of loungers and sneak them into the lost property crate next to the lifeguard.
The horror of those retardds when they came back from the alcohol induced afternoon siesta was priceless.
Best thing was that lifeguards never apologised or denied removing their stuff, but abruptly told them that they couldn't leave stuff for 4-5 hours and expect to keep their spot reserved.
 
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