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Reform immigration plan

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The great Reform immigration plan has been announced by their Head of DOGE on R4 earlier.

Pay the likes of the Taliban and the Iranian regime to take migrants back, and if they refuse we'll make them do it.

What could possibly go wrong...
 
Yeah, Reform will be quick to start negotiating with the Taliban and Iran, they're their kind of people.
 
The great Reform immigration plan has been announced by their Head of DOGE on R4 earlier.

Pay the likes of the Taliban and the Iranian regime to take migrants back, and if they refuse we'll make them do it.

What could possibly go wrong...
Asked how Reform would persuade countries to take back illegal migrants, Yusuf said simply: “We have a £2bn budget to offer countries”. Today presenter Anna Foster said this figure was a “drop in the ocean”, something Yusuf took issue with. He replied: It’s not a drop in the ocean to Afghanistan. Certainly not a drop in the ocean for Eritrea, the two countries that are top of the list of boat crossings …This country already gives £151m a year to Afghanistan in the form of foreign aid. I think it’s quite reasonable for the British government take people back the I think it is quite reasonable. Again, British people have had enough of their goodwill being taken advantage of.

Ignoring the preposition at the end of a sentence with heroic stoicism, i wonder if he'd listened to Farage say they'd only reveal their plans if the party wins the next GE. Does he really think his core voters are dumb enough to fall for....oh wait.
 
Labour i believe is in negotiations with Iraq to take back their citizens who have come to Britain illegally.
That is a good start, they should expand it to all countries, if these countries refuse to comply, then all legal immigration from those countries should be banned.
The only problem i can see, is that due to the UK supporting the American policy of destabilising other countries in support of Israel, the refugee crisis will only get worse.
 
At least they have a plan :)
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It's not a plan

It's soundbites with no substance....otherwise known as Billy Bulls hit.
Well we will see if old Nigels plan works one day im sure...might aswell have a go, labour aren't really getting anywhere are they?
 
I am fine with with us paying for people to be sent back as long as they don't face torture etc.
 
I've been on this forum , selectively absorbing the petty arguments (and they are) regarding immigration. Best to put this out there and in the open - I have a Solution that might just please everyone (lol) , nett cost to the British taxpayer, is zero ..... read on ....

Using tried and tested TV game format models such as;
Britain Gets Talent
0.01% Club
Dancing on Thin Ice
Squid Games Live Ammo
Its A Real KnockOut (laughter dubbed in)
You can suggest others if you like!

The shows are progression type game advancements from our EU and non-EU partners, starting at predesigned, low H&S designated camps/stages - make it pay per view for the zero cost - where each contestant or selected family member (newly detained or new to the process is returned to a Safely located Stage setting (elsewhere), works their way nearer to British Immigration acceptance where upon successfully winning each locations "round", winning Public & Judged Voting votes, talent, education or proven job credentials OR they can simply opt out for a non-refundable hard cash donations to the Treasury each unique round.

This way we can ALL come together, be entertained, support our fellow (wo)man (sorry , plus any binaries or LGBQT+-'s), earn the monies Traffickers receive and build a New Britain ....

Not yet patented, so feel free to adjust and review.

PS: I'm just doing the maths for Somin Cowel.

Thanks appreciated below, and for clarity I voted Green at the GE! GULP !!
 
Well we will see if old Nigels plan works one day im sure...might aswell have a go, labour aren't really getting anywhere are they?
Farage hasn’t come up with a plan.

All he has said is: “I’m going to deport people”

Conservatives had that plan
Labour currently have that plan.
 
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