BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested

My popularity is not just chance, I think my enigmatic self comes accross and people admire me for who I am and want to be like me, so they fall in love with me bit by bit until they become infactuated by me. It's just me, I was the same as a baby too, I was stolen so many times.
Even though I've never met you, you are the most humble person I know.
 
I love kate and I know she would love me too, we sort of have this bond.

Please go round to her gaff with your cherry picker, and hoist yourself up to her bedroom window - she really needs to know how you feel.
 
They clearly do but Randy sacked his solicitors, Mandy has the best, who will be tying the Met up in knots. Like the very wealthy and well connected do.

I can see how that would be a problem for him. No money or connections in the Royal Family.
 
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