The Obviously British criminal thread.

[aveatry]

Its fair to say the foreign stock is 900 odd pages has an head start but that should be easily caught because 90% of crimes are committed from British Stock.

I am banned from the another one thread but in my town centre 90% of crimes are carried out by non English.

 

[noseall]

I am banned from the another one thread but in my town centre 90% of crimes are carried out by non English.

Let me guess - crimes committed by people whose first language is not English?

 

[aveatry]

Let me guess - crimes committed by people whose first language is not English?

What is your problem with that fact

 

[noseall]

What is your problem with that fact

Well if you hunt out a statistic as skewed as that, what do you think you will get dummy?

When we looked at crimes in our town comitted by those that lay bricks, it was found that 90% were comitted by bricklayers.

We also looked at crimes committed by those who were pregnant - guess how many men we found in the survey?

You really are a naive gullible soul.

 

[Highway Man]

Well if you hunt out a statistic as skewed as that, what do you think you will get dummy?

When we looked at crimes in our town comitted by those that lay bricks, it was found that 90% were comitted by bricklayers.

We also looked at crimes committed by those who were pregnant - guess how many men we found in the survey?

You really are a naive gullible soul.

What was the other 10% ?

 

[pete01]

What was the other 10% ?

Lego builders

 

[ellal]

Doesn’t it give a 'Deleted member' number? It wouldn’t be too hard to find out the deleted members user name. What I have noticed though is certain members who constantly and deliberately misspell words - Trumph, Star mer, Rainer, Badenough, Torrys etc etc. This prevents others searching for previous posts unless they know the incorrect spelling that was used. Perhaps they don’t want to be pulled up on previous posts? I can’t think of any other reasons to deliberately do that, can you?

You may have a point there...

Linky Linky

Three whole pages worth from you from just one 'deliberately misspelt' name...

Plenty of others of course, along with the repeated wrong assumptions

 

[Mottie]

You may have a point there...

Linky Linky

Three whole pages worth from you from just one 'deliberately misspelt' name...

Plenty of others of course, along with the repeated wrong assumptions

I can’t help it of you won’t identify as either man or woman. We just have to guess.

 

[ellal]

I can’t help it of you won’t identify as either man or woman. We just have to guess.

You really hate it when I catch you out yet again...

But hey, you make it so easy

 

[Highway Man]

Lego builders

I was thinking Plumbers

 

[Elsa TLC]

I was thinking Plumbers

Plumbers ate generally miserable buggers. Gas fitters are as plumbers but a little up their arse.

Not all but some. But they will not be the 10%

 

[Highway Man]

Plumbers ate generally miserable buggers. Gas fitters are as plumbers but a little up their arse.

Not all but some. But they will not be the 10%

I am surprised by the high figures of crime from bricklayers in his area tbh. 90% of all crime by brickies is astounding. Brickies near me are usually victims of crime. I wouldn't trust a plumber as far as I could throw one.

 

[aveatry]

Well if you hunt out a statistic as skewed as that, what do you think you will get dummy?

When we looked at crimes in our town comitted by those that lay bricks, it was found that 90% were comitted by bricklayers.

We also looked at crimes committed by those who were pregnant - guess how many men we found in the survey?

You really are a naive gullible soul.

nope - 90% of the crime in my town centre is perpetrated by those that were not bourn here

 

[blup]

it’s not the criminals it’s the crime

 

[ellal]

Plumbers ate generally miserable buggers.

A diet of old gammons would explain a lot