Bernard Manning Dead.

[solo]

The country has just lost one of it's most PC and talented comedians.

 

[clf-gas]

Manchester motor mouth, who could'nt stand return banter directed at him.

Still, will be sadly missed

 

[Soggy_weetabix]

Not by me he wont.

Waste of air that tw*t was

Royston Vasey i will grieve for

David

 

[clf-gas]

Not by me he wont.

Waste of air that tw*t was

Royston Vasey i will grieve for

David

An even funnier fat barsteward is Chubby (RV) Brown

 

[Softus]

I just knew this day was going to be a good one.

Bernard Manning's class of humour required little more skill than turd grading, and had far less value.

As soon as he has a grave I'll make a date to go and dance on it.

 

[solo]

We can only hope that he is buried at sea.

 

[breezer]

tsunami alert

 

[ninebob]

I just knew this day was going to be a good one.

Bernard Manning's class of humour required little more skill than turd grading, and had far less value.

As soon as he has a grave I'll make a date to go and dance on it.

Be very careful, Softus.

You rave in other topics about how vehemently you oppose the death sentence for convicted murderers etc, yet here you are, grateful, nay, gleeful for the death of someone whose life was spent bringing laughter to others.

Double standards?

 

[breezer]

i actualy though the latye BM was funny, unlike the bloke with the old flyiing hat who always seemd to use f when not required, granted BM did f, but he did it in a funny way

 

[JohnD]

"I won't speak ill of the dead, only good."

 

[ColJack]

wait... am I reading this right.. when did chubby brown die?

 

[Softus]

You rave in other topics about how vehemently you oppose the death sentence for convicted murderers etc, yet here you are, grateful, nay, gleeful for the death of someone whose life was spent bringing laughter to others.

Double standards?

It's a valid point ninebob, but I think the comparison is misaligned. There are no circumstances under which I ever would have sentenced Bernard Manning to death, and I never wished him dead when he was alive, but I would have been pleased if he'd changed his ways. The fact that he wasn't prepared to do so means that I'm pleased that he's no longer able to continue sowing the seeds of meanness and watering the tender shoots of hate.

Notwithstanding that, if my comments have offended anyone who isn't racist, generally xenophobic, fat-ist, misogynistic, or who revels in Schadenfreude, then I hereby apologise to that person.

 

[gcol]

I accept.

Edit: Forget it, I looked up Schadenfreude.

 

[tim west]

Bernard who?

 

[hermes]

At work today,


Me: Bernard Mannings has died
Dan: Go on...what's the punchline?