Eurovision soon to be with us

[Highway Man]

UK’s Eurovision act branded atrocious as fans predict ‘0 points incoming’

‘One of the worst you guys have sent.'

metro.co.uk

80/1 odds, get your money on and get rich!

We are useless with our entries.

 

[Highway Man]

Lets not dwell on our rubbish entry, just look at what we have had in the past.

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

Whip them skirts off, win by a landslide...

 

[Highway Man]

and who could forget this amazing winner.

 

[pete01]

and who could forget this amazing winner.

I don't remember this

 

[Highway Man]

I don't remember this

I know every Eurovision song by the UK from the early years to the present. I love it.

 

[Highway Man]

We have also had some very good 2nd places too.

 

[mikehammer69]

Lets not dwell on our rubbish entry

Reported

 

[blup]

Haven’t heard our entry, probably some electronic high energy song written by AI. Bring back the live orchestra

 

[Highway Man]

Haven’t heard our entry, probably some electronic high energy song written by AI. Bring back the live orchestra

Its horrible

 

[blup]

Its horrible

Worse than I thought, its a mistake to do a pastiche of what we think is a typical eurovision song is.

 

[pete01]

Its horrible

I like it

 

[Highway Man]

I like it

I guess some will but I bet we get nil pois.

 

[pete01]

I guess some will but I bet we get nil pois.

It will get some points, bet you a tenner

 

[Highway Man]

It will get some points, bet you a tenner

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