What have you bought today?

[Brigadier]

Maybe HWM could get the muscle fit jacket with the super skinny trousers?

Gru

 

[Highway Man]

My legs are really coming along nicely, they are the talk of the town.

 

[JohnD]

Close but no cigar.

https://www.next.co.uk/shop/mens/clothing/suits/f/fit-muscle?p=1#882

I was a bit alarmed to see the ones I looked at were mostly made of 66% recycled polyester plus 28% viscose (modified cellulose)

 

[Mottie]

I was a bit alarmed to see the ones I looked at were mostly made of 66% recycled polyester plus 28% viscose (modified cellulose)

Were you that alarmed? Did it make you clutch your pearls and did an assistant offer you a chair to sit on while you recovered? Must have been awful for you, getting alarmed looking at the composition of a piece of clothing. You have our full sympathy. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

 

[Mottie]

To compliment my new dinner suit.

I bought the wrong shirts the other day. Too late I’ve opened them now but okay for future use with a regular suit. Gotta get me some proper dress shirts with concealed buttons and French cuffs now otherwise my fellow suite passengers will be laughing at me!

 

[Highway Man]

To compliment my new dinner suit.

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I bought the wrong shirts the other day. Too late I’ve opened them now but okay for future use with a regular suit. Gotta get me some proper dress shirts with concealed buttons and French cuffs now otherwise my fellow suite passengers will be laughing at me!

I wouldn’t sit at the same table with someone who had buttons showing. Total embarrassment

 

[Mottie]

I wouldn’t sit at the same table with someone who had buttons showing. Total embarrassment

Quite right.

 

[Highway Man]

Quite right.

Buttons are for balcony and inside cabins. Suite passengers are more refind

 

[algas]

A steak and kidney pie

 

[Mottie]

Buttons are for balcony and inside cabins. Suite passengers are more refind

What’s an 'inside' cabin?

 

[pete01]

I stayed in an inside cabin, 550 for the week and 100 quid on board spend and I had loads of buttons on show.

 

[Highway Man]

What’s an 'inside' cabin?

You wouldn’t like it. No balcony or port hole. It’s what the budget travellers go in. I just couldn’t.

 

[Highway Man]

Toys for the worlds best greyhound.

 

[Mottie]

Toys for the worlds best greyhound.

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No hares?

 

[Highway Man]

No hares?

We couldn't find any