Please help me. How do I do this?
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Q 1 E-Bay? Q2 Walk on your heels.
Would you sell your old music collection without making a backup first? Of course not. 
Before you sell your soul to the devil, or the government for that matter, you should make a copy. Better still, make seven copies. They're called horcruxes. The neat part is that in the process of making them you'll find that you've achieved your original objective. 
or join the Conservative party. Oops, I forgot. The eighties are over! There's always the BNP. 
Before you sell your soul to the devil, or the government for that matter, you should make a copy. Better still, make seven copies. They're called horcruxes. The neat part is that in the process of making them you'll find that you've achieved your original objective. solo said:
or join the Conservative party. Oops, I forgot. The eighties are over!
There's always the BNP.
If you are determined to sell your soul to the devil I would suggest you wait until the Dollar - Pound exchange rate is better for selling to america
You could take up politics
That would seem to be the easiest 'end' as well as the 'means'
If you're determined to sell your soul to somebody your best bet is either MI5 or the CIA. You join as a nobody then keep plugging away until they make you a spy (oops, I mean agent). With your new, false identity (Johnny English?) you are almost there but there's a final step.
You volunteer for a top secret mission for which they wipe your memory and give you a false one.
Job done; your soul is well and truly sold. If you live long enough to collect your pension (which is highly unlikely) they'll wipe your false memory as well so you can wander around like a zombie in the belief that you used to be Prime Minister.
Oh, I forgot. She really was Prime Minister! 
PS: I should warn you that the world of the secret agent isn't as glamorous as the Bond movies make out. If you get caught - and sooner or later you will - the laser beam WILL cut you in half.
But don't worry because it won't be you. It'll be somebody else in your body.
You volunteer for a top secret mission for which they wipe your memory and give you a false one.
Job done; your soul is well and truly sold. If you live long enough to collect your pension (which is highly unlikely) they'll wipe your false memory as well so you can wander around like a zombie in the belief that you used to be Prime Minister. Oh, I forgot. She really was Prime Minister! PS: I should warn you that the world of the secret agent isn't as glamorous as the Bond movies make out. If you get caught - and sooner or later you will - the laser beam WILL cut you in half.
But don't worry because it won't be you. It'll be somebody else in your body. There is a secret chant that you can repeat that is said to invoke the devil to come and claim your soul, I have decided to type it here on the understanding that you do not hold me in anyway responsible for any action that happens afterwards, it is with this stipulation that i now reveal the ancient chant and may god be with you:
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Do you <enter your name here>
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Do you <enter your name here>
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Nice try Tim but that's how you sell your soul to her mother. On the other hand, you'll never notice the difference ---
On the other hand, you'll never notice the difference ---well, you get 4 employees and their horses, for a start...I particularly like the pale one
(horse, that is )well, you get 4 employees and their horses, for a start...I particularly like the pale one
eh?
