Irrelevant Waffle and Banality for Trolls to Wallow.

King Billy · 30 Apr 2026

As the title suggests, I've created this thread for trolls to enjoy their passion, and save the filling of pages and pages of gibberish which is rarely of any interest to anyone, but the trolls.

King Billy · 1 May 2026

According to recent experiments and results, using a Cherry Picker can cause health problems:

While using a cherry picker ... "causes" high blood pressure in a medical sense, it's a high-stakes environment where having pre-existing high blood pressure (hypertension) can be a major safety risk.

I'd better get the user to have a health certificate before I hire mine out next time.

Vinty · 1 May 2026

King Billy said:
According to recent experiments and results, using a Cherry Picker can cause health problems:

I'd better get the user to have a health certificate before I hire mine out next time.

The higher you go the air gets thinner.
Will probably need an oxygen mask.

Stivino · 1 May 2026

King Billy said:
As the title suggests, I've created this thread for trolls to enjoy their passion, and save the filling of pages and pages of gibberish which is rarely of any interest to anyone, but the trolls.

I see what you did there.

King Billy · 1 May 2026

Vinty said:
The higher you go the air gets thinner.
Will probably need an oxygen mask.

Like Sherpas, doesn't regular use of cherry pickers create some evolution of larger capacity lungs?
And while they're having some sort of conversation with people on the ground, they'd also develop bellowing voices, which would need large amounts of air.

King Billy · 1 May 2026

Stivino said:
I see what you did there.

King Billy said:
You make a nice play-area, sand pit and all, for the forum's trolls, and they go and mess up the ornamental lawn. Typical!
I suppose it reflects their attitude and consideration for others.

I'll have to populate it with toys to attract their attention.

Ivor Windybottom · 1 May 2026

King Billy said:
As the title suggests, I've created this thread for trolls to enjoy their passion, and save the filling of pages and pages of gibberish which is rarely of any interest to anyone, but the trolls.

Freudian.

King Billy · 1 May 2026

Ivor Windybottom said:
Freudian.

Was he a troll?

Ivor Windybottom · 1 May 2026

My suggestion is that while you're observing and remarking about others you seem to have not noticed that you left a whopping great mirror in front of you.

King Billy · 1 May 2026

Ivor Windybottom said:
My suggestion is that while you're observing and remarking about others you seem to have not noticed that you left a whopping great mirror in front of you.

The usual trolls were not interested because there were no toys for them to play with. They continued to play in the other threads.
So I presented some toys for them to play with.
Only you have joined in so far.

King Billy said:
You make a nice play-area, sand pit and all, for the forum's trolls, and they go and mess up the ornamental lawn. Typical!
I suppose it reflects their attitude and consideration for others.

I'll have to populate it with toys to attract their attention.

aveatry · 1 May 2026

Here is a good one that fits right in here.

King Billy said:
You might not be aware, but post boxes have an ID number on them, part of which is the postcode.
There is also a QR code for finding nearby other services which allows you to track the location of the box.
View attachment 413751

In addition any member of the
Letter Box Study Group
could probably locate the post box to a few locations, based on the age, style, etc.
In addition, from time to time some hats, like tea cosies appear on our post boxes. It would be very easy to find them.
So

King Billy · 1 May 2026

aveatry said:
Here is a good one that fits right in here.

Are you well embarrassed by your faux pas?
You ought to be, asking someone to take a photo of their local,postbox, which can easily be identified by its ID number.
But you think someone can identify where your live by you posting a picture of the sky and a building.

aveatry · 1 May 2026

King Billy said:
Are you well embarrassed by your faux pas?
You ought to be, asking someone to take a photo of their local,postbox, which can easily be identified by its ID number.
But you think someone can identify where your live by you posting a picture of the sky and a building.

Anyone know what this nutter is on about

King Billy · 1 May 2026

aveatry said:
Anyone know what this nutter is on about

Forgotten your serious faux pas already?
Let me remind you:

You wanted me to post a picture of my local postbox so you could identify its location from the unique ID number.
Then you could weaponise my location the way you did with Notch7.

And you refuse to take a photo of the sky in case someone recognises that piece of sky.

aveatry said:
I am not telling the forum nutter where I live thanks.

aveatry · 1 May 2026

King Billy said:
And you refuse to take a photo of the sky in case someone recognises that piece of sky.

I see living hand in pocket with liar nose the lying habit has rubbed off on you - first i was suggesting the ER - no identifiable code numbers secondly you were not asking for a random piece of sky was you you asked for
well-known landmark in the foreground,
And
the time and location of your photo?

King Billy said:
Russell's teapot.
Can you prove that they are there in the day? Can you take a photo of one, with a well-known landmark in the foreground, your little finger pointing at it, and give us the time and location of your photo?
Can you prove that they are absent at night? A simple, "you can't see them at night" will not suffice.
And can you prove that the chemtrails that you see are not contrails?

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