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  1. noseall

    Telegraph WTF

    Roads near the property were cordoned off following the alleged break-in, with Derbyshire Police launching a murder investigation. I can't believe they used the word 'alleged' . What's this world coming to. Read more (if you dare).
  2. noseall

    Zut Alors!

    Vive la France!
  3. noseall

    Vive La France!

    Nice to see sense in a country that actually cares about women and their rights and their freedom to chooses their own destiny. Those right wing idiots across the pond with their religious babble and hatred of women, it's refreshing to the French leading the way.
  4. noseall

    826mph Breaking the sound barrier - not

    Not on windy days.
  5. noseall

    Moron antivaxx idiots

    Say no more...
  6. noseall

    Not another

    A new life saving vaccine will send the anti-vax nutters on here running for the hills. "It's a scam, it's a scam...!" In a similar vein to the Covid jab, it aims to relieve pressure on the NHS. Hoorah, for vaccines.
  7. noseall

    Mmmm..

    Asked the missus if she'd pick me up a jar of Marmite, but only a small jar this time. I told her that as I'm the only one that eats it and I only eat it in the run up to Christmas, a large jar last me ages. I cleaned out the last of the old jar this morning.....
  8. noseall

    Humiliation complete?

    Forrige says he may grovel back to the hopeless Tories. Failed as an independent. Brexit - massive fail. Booted from Coutts. His willingness for self-humiliation, knows no bounds.
  9. noseall

    No Idea..

    ..where I'm off to this morning. The missus cryptically gave me my anniversary card with flight times in there, but no destination. I know you'll all be wondering, so I'll update once I'm back on-line at the other end. :mrgreen:
  10. noseall

    Naughty, tut tut.

    Shame on the horn-smokers. Good riddance to the lot of 'em.
  11. noseall

    Trump Removed

    ...and there was me thinking it was Biden living in Trumps 'ed rent free. :mrgreen:
  12. noseall

    @ johnny 2007

    You said you have an Audi A6 Le Mans with tech' that ... Some cars like mine have a radar which keeps the distance between your car and that in front. You can set how many lengths the distance is. Mine is always set at minimum, so one length (5 metre). I'm interested to know what year your car...
  13. noseall

    Least Surprising News of The Day..

    Clicky.
  14. noseall

    Albanians devastated

    Priti Useless sacked, much to the dismay of our boat borne migrants. She will likely be replaced with someone more water tight than a dodgy DIYnot plumber. No wonder they are rushing to get here. :mrgreen:
  15. noseall

    Brexit humiliation

    Who would have thought. An attraction showcasing all that is good about Brexit attracts very few visitors. What a waste.
  16. noseall

    What, no Jag?

    Filly will be apoplectic (titter). :mrgreen: Great choice of car though. (y)
  17. noseall

    Ouch!

    What more needs to be said.
  18. noseall

    DIYnot xenephobes will be outraged.

    Can you imagine the colour of our foreigner hating gammons reading this. They will have to come up with a new moniker because 'gammon' just wont be ruddy enough.
  19. noseall

    Fans boo Prince William and the national anthem.

    Really? What's all that about? I've always thought the term patriot is over-used.
  20. noseall

    No wonder we’re broke..

    Some right wing nut jobs a have the gall to moan about benefit recipients. Greedy grasping Tory scum.
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