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    Help with Accenta/Optima alarm Entry/Exit.

    Use the front door :lol:
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    Vauxhall cavalier big end.

    Hi I have a 1995 8 valve cavalier and the big end is starting to knock,as i will be doing the job myself i just need a bit advice on the torque settings and after the job is done will it require re-torquing and if so at what mileage,and in general are there any pitfalls to watch out for. Any...
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    Vauxhall Vectra light fault .

    Hi i have a 1999 vectra 1.8 gls over the last few days all of the near side indicator lights and the dash indicator light remain on constantly even with the key removed, i am now having to remove a battery terminal so that don't die on me. I would appreciate any advice on this and also if it...
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    House Alarm Problem PIR Active

    You are 1 of two things either a ****tard or a novice in either case call in an expert :shock:
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    Fitting a new monitored alarm

    :roll: :lol: you are either a wind up merchant or a total cock :lol: Regs Regs Regs :wink:
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    Turning off alarm????

    joe 90 = ****,take no notice of him. :roll:
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    BT Homesafe

    sorry but this is cowboy country,breezer knows 2 much about 2 little check his answers , jack of all trades :wink:
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    hoodies

    It has been proven that hoodies are the only people that don't respond to viagra........The reason being that they only get hard when they have 10 mates behind them. :lol:
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    Eastenders

    Hundreds no, there has been more murders in london this year than there has in eastenders since it started. :lol:
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    Eastenders

    I want to move to the square,it's the only part of London that is virtually crime free and is not overrun with immigrants. :lol:
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    tamper fault lockout on accenta 4

    :lol: T W A T :lol: :lol:
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    Want to make a door bell

    looks like a blue peter special :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Edit your Newcastle shirt NOW.

    David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing f**k all in a box has been smashed by Michael Owen. :lol:
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    Edit your Newcastle shirt NOW.

    I just picked up my new Newcastle shirt I ordered. It's got "king Keegan" on the back. I'm taking it back later to have the f u and c added. :lol:
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    Gazza's back

    Not known for your political correctness then Alarmnewb absolutly not there is to much of it about call a spade a spade i say :lol:
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    BRITISH FUEL RIP OFF

    Joined: 04 Mar 2007 Posts: 466 Location: Cuba ok then :wink:
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    The best alarm panel ?

    :( = gardtec :o = texecom :? = galaxy 8) = menvier :lol: =aritech :x = yale :D =scantronic Who agrees ?
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    Gazza's back

    Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for ******* with no chance of recovery. "We're glad to have him back!" said Kevin Keegan. Fizzy pop league make way for the messiah :lol:
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    The youth of today.

    Why doesn't viagra work on chavs? Cos they only get hard when they've got ten mates behind them. Certainly true just look in any town centre. :lol:
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    Storm brewing...

    Whats happened ? :shock:
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