151 executed this year in highest recorded toll in nearly two decades

[terrypin]

I remember once an old lady gave me a twig from her hair in gratitude for my help.

Aye lad, in Yorkshire a twig is a fortune.

Lol, it's correct English to say say?

Pulling your leg, I know it's a typo.

I have no idea what you mean.

I must keep off the beer, I must have been seeing double.

 

[JBR]

I remember once an old lady gave me a twig from her hair in gratitude for my help.

Aye lad, in Yorkshire a twig is a fortune.

You're right. I remember when I were a lad...

 

[terrypin]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

And what about those hills you had to walk, just for a Hovis.

 

[JBR]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

We couldn't afford whippet. Nor even a pigeon.
We once had a pet rat but, one day in the middle of winter, we had to eat it.

 

[Deleted member 63160]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

We couldn't afford whippet. Nor even a pigeon.
We once had a pet rat but, one day in the middle of winter, we had to eat it.

Was she called Emily?

 

[JBR]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

We couldn't afford whippet. Nor even a pigeon.
We once had a pet rat but, one day in the middle of winter, we had to eat it.

Was she called Emily?

Why Emily? (I must have missed something?)

 

[Deleted member 63160]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

We couldn't afford whippet. Nor even a pigeon.
We once had a pet rat but, one day in the middle of winter, we had to eat it.

Was she called Emily?

Why Emily? (I must have missed something?)

Just a leg pull mate. I live in waterlooville dawn sarf and was trying to think of a generic Yorkie name

 

[JBR]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

We couldn't afford whippet. Nor even a pigeon.
We once had a pet rat but, one day in the middle of winter, we had to eat it.

Was she called Emily?

Why Emily? (I must have missed something?)

Just a leg pull mate. I live in waterlooville dawn sarf and was trying to think of a generic Yorkie name

I hadn't realised. I don't know anyone called Emily!

 

[Deleted member 63160]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

We couldn't afford whippet. Nor even a pigeon.
We once had a pet rat but, one day in the middle of winter, we had to eat it.

Was she called Emily?

Why Emily? (I must have missed something?)

Just a leg pull mate. I live in waterlooville dawn sarf and was trying to think of a generic Yorkie name

I hadn't realised. I don't know anyone called Emily!

I got it wrong again...

 

[JBR]

Do you remember the name of your first whippet?

We couldn't afford whippet. Nor even a pigeon.
We once had a pet rat but, one day in the middle of winter, we had to eat it.

Was she called Emily?

Why Emily? (I must have missed something?)

Just a leg pull mate. I live in waterlooville dawn sarf and was trying to think of a generic Yorkie name

I hadn't realised. I don't know anyone called Emily!

I got it wrong again...

I know a Crispin, a Tarquin and a Giles. Then, of course, there's Henrietta, Hermione and Tabitha down the road.

 

[Deleted member 63160]

Do you live in Hollyoaks?

 

[terrypin]

Aren't they the names of witches?

 

[JBR]

Aren't they the names of witches?

I don't know, but my mother-in-law is certainly a witch.

 

[handyjack]

Aren't they the names of witches?

I don't know, but my mother-in-law is certainly a witch.

Bet you don't say that to her face. Give her one of these for Christmas.