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[Dangee]

Not eat horses.

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Not eat horses.

Horse meat is excellent, better than beef.
And horses don't give you CJD.

 

[transam]

If it walks flys or moves the French will eat it

horses ? Were they involved in this horse disguised as beef caper that got dumped into the UK ?

 

[just pumps]

If it walks flys or moves the French will eat it

horses ? Were they involved in this horse disguised as beef caper that got dumped into the UK ?

Or the antifreeze in french wine, was that them as well. Dont think it was sold in the uk though.

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Or the antifreeze in french wine, was that them as well. Dont think it was sold in the uk though.

Scandalous Austrians adulterating French wine.
Austrians must hate French people.
Do you think it explains this:

If it walks flys or moves the French will eat it

Half of transam's family are Austrian, so he told us.
He's told us many times about his uncle conducting medical experiments on concentration camp prisoners.
He told us that his uncles Fritz and Otto were discovered pizzed out of their brains, with their trousers round their ankles, holding their frankfurters.

 

[EFLImpudence]

the 1st one in 2014 ended up off the coast of Portugal
best EFL does not go for a swim

As Billy Connolly said -

If you don't want to get eaten by a shark don't go where they live; no one has ever been attacked by a shark in Tesco.

 

[JohnD]

Where I live, we get basking sharks, the size of a large rowing boat.

They have no teeth but could give you a nasty suck. You mostly see them asleep on the surface.

Some people go "shark fishing" for them. It's just about as manly a pursuit as hunting dairy cows with a spear.

 

[JohnD]

Don't worry, our border force will go and pick it up when it is half way over and bring it home.

Rees-Mogg maintains that a fish that swims into UK waters gains UK citizenship and becomes British.

Rees-Mogg is a posturing ninny.

 

[just pumps]

Scandalous Austrians adulterating French wine.
Austrians must hate French people.

Nope it wasnt them.
Everybody hates the french as you well know.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Don't worry, our border force will go and pick it up when it is half way over and bring it home.



Andy

I hope they pick up dozens and bring them to the English channel.

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Nope it wasnt them.

Yep, it was:

The toxic antifreeze at the center of Austria's wine scandal has been found in French champagne sold in Austria
was an incident in which several Austrian wineries illegally adulterated their wines using the toxic substance diethylene glycol (a minor ingredient in some brands of antifreeze) to make the wines appear sweeter and more full-bodied in the style of late harvest wines
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Everybody hates the french as you well know.

Especially transam, his dislike of the French is legendary.
But it's not surprising as half his family is Austrian, especially his uncles, one of whom was conducting medical experiments on Auschwitz Camp prisoners, which transam told us about in his usual whimsical style. he thought it was hilarious that Nazi officers were killing millions of people.

 

[just pumps]

Yep, it was:

The toxic antifreeze at the center of Austria's wine scandal has been found in French champagne sold in Austria
was an incident in which several Austrian wineries illegally adulterated their wines using the toxic substance diethylene glycol (a minor ingredient in some brands of antifreeze) to make the wines appear sweeter and more full-bodied in the style of late harvest wines​

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Nope, the other case where the french did it. Nice try though.

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

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Nope, the other case where the french did it. Nice try though.

What other case?
You're struggling.
There have been only two cases of anti-freeze in wine.
One was the Austrian case, the other was an Italian incident, the year after the Austrian incident. Maybe the Austrians taught the Italians how to swindle.


Not such a nice try.