“A man walks into the pub, and as he is waiting to be served, he hears a voice from a dish of peanuts say ‘That’s a nice tie’ followed by ‘Is your suit tailor made?’ A bit freaked out, he goes to the cigarette machine. As he is about to insert money into the slot he hears another voice say ‘Have you been hit by the ugly stick or what?’ and ‘Bet you’re in the movies – you could be a body double for the elephant man’.
“Nonplussed, he goes back to the bar and tells the barman what happened. He replies, ‘I’m very sorry Sir, the peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order’.”
“Nonplussed, he goes back to the bar and tells the barman what happened. He replies, ‘I’m very sorry Sir, the peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order’.”
