It's reassuring to hear that it's not just me!I'm with you all the way John.
That's the nearest to a credible explanation, but I don't honestly think that it is really credible that you could light a mains-voltage bulb with that, do you?I'm guessing, and this really is guessing without any clues to any facts, I'm guessing it's all down to the accumulation of leakage, capacitance, inductance etc of every part of the network to earth...
It certainly would be easier to 'understand' if there were a fault in the supply neutral, maybe just affecting a small proportion of the consumers being served by the tranny.
Kind Regards, John