Basic instincts

[Richardp]

If you was shipwrecked on a desert island with a very overweight, very, very, unattractive, member of the opposite sex, how long do you think you would go before you got very friendly with her/him ?

 

[^neo^]

8 - 10 minutes

 

[toptec]

About the amount of time it takes her to run around the Island 30 times and for me to find a paper bag!!

 

[Shytalkz]

They wouldn't be overweight for too long...that just leaves the ugly issue. But then, do you look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire?

 

[Trazor]

Minus 20 minutes...Had her in the lifeboat...........

 

[Diyisfun]

Would be nice to get a female thought on this.

 

[mattylad]

Most of the above were thinking of females...

What if it were someone of the same sex as you?

Eewwwww!

 

[Shytalkz]

Any hole's a goal matty .








Apparently

 

[2scoops0406]

Couple of minutes, slaughtered, jointed, and hung out to dry. If only I had some fava beans.

 

[athelstan]

However long it takes to down 9 pints!

 

[Softus]

Would be nice to get a female thought on this.

Shoes.

Or chocolates.

 

[tim west]

straight away, after all who's going to do the washing and cooking after all?

 

[^woody^]

I would not even try, for fear of rejection. I'm too shy de shy

 

[Troll5]

Fat floats. kill 2 birds with one stone. Enjoy the ride home

 

[Troll5]

Richardp How do you find yourself in a dilemma like this?