Basic instincts
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and not wales
Troll5 um! well I was Just doing a bit of research to see how sophisticated we are here at DIYnot.
a case of the kettle calling the pot black, me thinksHush hush ^woody^, that's an embarrassing road you've started down there...
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A ship carrying a cargo of sheep sinks, the only survivors are the bosun, a sheepdog and a ewe
After a few weeks the bosun tries to get amorous with the ewe but each time he attempts romance the dog nips his leg
Two month go by and lost lone buxom blonde yachtswoman is shipwrecked and swims to the island, after a couple of weeks the bosun sidles up to the woman " We know each other quite well now, so i wondered if you would do me a huge favour"
"Sure" she says breathlessly "what did you have in mind"
" Please take that b****y dog for a walk
After a few weeks the bosun tries to get amorous with the ewe but each time he attempts romance the dog nips his leg
Two month go by and lost lone buxom blonde yachtswoman is shipwrecked and swims to the island, after a couple of weeks the bosun sidles up to the woman " We know each other quite well now, so i wondered if you would do me a huge favour"
"Sure" she says breathlessly "what did you have in mind"
" Please take that b****y dog for a walk
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I would not even try, for fear of rejection. I'm too shy de shy
Hush, hush, eye to eye...
