Bernard Manning as (posthumous) Prime Minister?

[Softus]

The phrase 'political correctness' used to be known as 'spastic gay-talk' but apparently you can't call it that anymore...

Quite so, but your post is known as 'idiotic git-talk'. Or aren't we allowed to say that anymore?

 

[davebelushi]

I see that you're a proponent of irony too.

Either that or you wouldn't recognise it if you were trapped underneath a pile of it.

.

 

[Softus]

OK, you got me.

 

[Shytalkz]

Here, Soft, have my petard.

 

[tim west]

Here, Soft, have my petard.

why, is your dog stuffed?

 

[Softus]

If a taxidermist was standing on a conveyor belt, and a dead dog lying on the ground beyond...

 

[tim west]

If a taxidermist was standing on a conveyor belt, and a dead dog lying on the ground beyond...

Get stuffed? is that what you were thinking of saying

 

[Shytalkz]

Here, Soft, have my petard.

why, is your dog stuffed?

It is now...!