Boil in the bag cremation anyone?

[aveatry]

Have you never noticed that Ellal wishes death on any person who disagrees with him about anything? He thinks adding a smiley at the end of such posts makes him look less of a **** than he actually is. I've told him before, it doesn’t.

Death to the DIYfidels from the Ellalayatollah

 

[diy_fun_uk]

They do it to lobsters and they seem happy enough so it must be ok, I dont get this option as I am probably going to be preserved and laid in state where people can come and view my extraordinary looks.

Don't tell anyone, however I've heard Universal Studios, who are building a new theme park in England, are very keen to have an attraction based on you and your life to date. If they can get you to agree, my understanding is it will be a 4D attraction. Guests will be able to see, hear, touch and smell an AI animatronic of you. The stumbling block is the cost. My insider tells me they are considering offering you an up front one off fee of £50 million for exclusive rights, then an annually recurring fee of £5 million, however their lawyers are telling them you'd probably laugh in their face at being offered such amounts.

 

[Highway Man]

Don't tell anyone, however I've heard Universal Studios, who are building a new theme park in England, are very keen to have an attraction based on you and your life to date. If they can get you to agree, my understanding is it will be a 4D attraction. Guests will be able to see, hear, touch and smell an AI animatronic of you. The stumbling block is the cost. My insider tells me they are considering offering you an up front one off fee of £50 million for exclusive rights, then an annually recurring fee of £5 million, however their lawyers are telling them you'd probably laugh in their face at being offered such amounts.

Exactly that, I am entering into a bidding war between Disney, Netflix as well as Universal studios. Time will tell on the amounts although I suspect I will be sworn into secrecy over it.

 

[morqthana]

Have you never noticed that Ellal wishes death on any person who disagrees with him about anything?

Please show where ellal wished Highway Man into the grave.

 

[robinbanks]

my extraordinary

First time I’ve seen you admit something about you is extra ordinary

What is the world coming to?!

 

[Mottie]

Please show where ellal wished Highway Man into the grave.

Please show where Highwayman disagreed with ellal.

 

[Highway Man]

First time I’ve seen you admit something about you is extra ordinary

What is the world coming to?!

I am a very reserved and private person who wouldn't dream of talking about myself in a way that may be construed as bragging. Although I know that I am different to most in both looks and physique it isn't something that I would use against others to make them feel inferior in any way even though that is difficultt for me to avoid.