Bon Voyage to me

OMG made it to the hotel after 5 hours of driving. We got lost as they gave us the wrong post code. Nightmare driving up and down the motorway. Rang them and the receptionist couldn’t find our booking. We went to the wrong hotel. This is a terrible start.
 
Went out for an evening meal and was not to our standards. I was in a black tuxedo and bow tie, Lena wore a cocktail dress. Got to the restaurant and it was more like a takeaway. Felt a bit overdressed as even the staff wore jeans and it was so embarrassing
 
Went out for an evening meal and was not to our standards. I was in a black tuxedo and bow tie, Lena wore a cocktail dress. Got to the restaurant and it was more like a takeaway. Felt a bit overdressed as even the staff wore jeans and it was so embarrassing
You saving your mankini for dinner at the captains table?
 
Went out for an evening meal and was not to our standards. I was in a black tuxedo and bow tie, Lena wore a cocktail dress. Got to the restaurant and it was more like a takeaway. Felt a bit overdressed as even the staff wore jeans and it was so embarrassing

Have you told Lena that me, you and Pete are having the suite, and she's having a single inboard cabin.
 
Starting to get ready to Join my ship on Sunday, Travel to Southampton tomorrow, Hotel for the night in Southampton and then escorted to our Suite along with the other rich and famous people who are traveling in a suite. Then the normal everyday passengers can board and make their own way to their cabins. I won't be hosting a sail away party as normal this year as not really in the mood in my circumstances, We will be raising a glass to my best pal who passed a couple of days ago. Doesn't seem right to be happy as we are still deeply hurting, life goes on as they say so we will do our best to bring you the highlights of our super rich cruise so you can enyjoy it for us.
Escorted ! in handcuffs ?

are you a small boat migrant getting deported ?
 
Went out for an evening meal and was not to our standards. I was in a black tuxedo and bow tie, Lena wore a cocktail dress. Got to the restaurant and it was more like a takeaway. Felt a bit overdressed as even the staff wore jeans and it was so embarrassing
You went out? Got your own little boat have ya?
 
You went out? Got your own little boat have ya?
WRONG
We join the ship today at 12pm. We stopped over in Southampton last night in a hotel. Please read my posts more carefully so you can be up to date with my journey and exciting lifestyle
 
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