Bon Voyage to me

[pete01]

You wasn’t in that yacht was you that sailed past us?

No that wasn't me

 

[pete01]

The Bon Voyage title got my hopes up, but no, it's just a trip...

What was you hoping for?

 

[Highway Man]

What was you hoping for?

Exactly

 

[Koolpc]

Just listening to a jazz band playing with a couple of brandy’s after dinner before retiring to our suite. View attachment 396283

Nobody under 70!

 

[Koolpc]

Where are you going on the cruise and how much did it set you back if you dont mind me asking?

 

[pete01]

Bet them two cant see anything

 

[Highway Man]

Where are you going on the cruise and how much did it set you back if you dont mind me asking?

Exceptionally expensive as we are in a suite.
We are cruising around the med. south of France Spain and Italy. I have posted up my itinary. OMG. You haven’t read it have you.

 

[aveatry]

Just listening to a jazz band playing with a couple of brandy’s after dinner before retiring to our suite. View attachment 396283

 

[Highway Man]

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Hallelujah

 

[aveatry]

Name that movie - they were on a cruse ship playing jaz

 

[Koolpc]

Exceptionally expensive as we are in a suite.
We are cruising around the med. south of France Spain and Italy. I have posted up my itinary. OMG. You haven’t read it have you.

Oh, you going on a cruise!? Ah, i see now..

 

[Highway Man]

Oh, you going on a cruise!? Ah, i see now..

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Day 1. Arrive at Southampton and escorted or carried by my personal room help staff to my suite.

Day 2. At sea, relaxing in our own personal spa and deck area, (avoiding the normal cabin passengers)

Day 3. La Coruna Spain. A day of shopping and indulging in heavy drinking.

Day 4. At sea being pampered and visiting the casino gambling obscene amounts of money (enough to feed a small country)

Day 5. At sea relaxing on our private deck and mixing with verified dignitaries.

Day 6. Barcelona and being escorted to camp Nou to meet the team and give them some tips.

Day 7. Marseille to buy some luxury goods, Gucci watch for the wife and some Le Coste clothes for me with the help of our personal shopper.

Day 8. Florence/Pisa Italy. Personal shopper to take us to buy some Armani clothing and meet the designers to give them some fashion tips and advice.

Day 9. Rome where we meet the pope and offer him our congratulations and give him some fashion tips also to exchange gifts

Day 10. Corsica to shop and just spend some money on local rubbish for the hell of it to help their economy.

Day 11 to 15, sailing back to Southampton where during this time at sea I will be giving speeches and talks to the other passengers on the stage in the theatre and allowing them to take pictures with me,.

 

[Koolpc]

Day 12. Picked up by border patrol from dinghy trying to get to Dover...

 

[securespark]

Pot noodle?

Nope. Not poodle.

 

[Mottie]

No posting on sea days? Get your personal butler to get you the ships WiFi password.