Weirdest thing I ever saw go past our ship on a cruise once was a wedding dress on a pallet and we were hundreds of miles from anywhere!
Weirdest thing I ever saw go past our ship on a cruise once was a wedding dress on a pallet and we were hundreds of miles from anywhere!

Unless you are in a suiteDon't get up until the fat lady has sung : that's the etiquette![]()
Unless you are in a suite

Oh I am, I am cruising around the med in oneWho's in a suite?

We are in a suite. All gratuity is part of a suite price but we always give them a huge tip anyway. It keeps them running around 24/7 after you. I have two either side of my bed watching me sleep so nobody can come in and hurt me.Do they still automatically take the tips from you when you get on? Quite expensive if I remember correctly
Thats the bedpostsWe are in a suite. All gratuity is part of a suite price but we always give them a huge tip anyway. It keeps them running around 24/7 after you. I have two either side of my bed watching me sleep so nobody can come in and hurt me.

OMG they took the tip tooThats the bedposts![]()
Oh I am, I am cruising around the med in one
Don’t give up your day job!Why haven't you mentioned it before?

I am a very private person and bragging about such things is not in my vocabularyWhy haven't you mentioned it before?

Don’t think you’ve made it to the Med yet?Oh I am, I am cruising around the med in one
Insurance for 2 weeks is 1300 ???Well me and the wife are in the Caribbean for 2 weeks cruise in Feb, just a ordinary balcony cabin mind you but at £1300 insurance I wonder whether I should just sleep in the mortuary room
Yes, but its for 2 peopleInsurance for 2 weeks is 1300 ???