Bon Voyage to me

[Highway Man]

OMG, mine and Pete's beds.

They found something wrong with them and are due to be dismantled tomorrow

 

[Highway Man]

OMG, mine and Pete's beds.

@pete01 would be like a fish out of water in a suite. It wouldn’t be fair to put him up. He would be stealing from the fruit bowls and the mini bar plus he would take the coffee machine and it would all turn out embarrassing

 

[pete01]

@pete01 would be like a fish out of water in a suite. It wouldn’t be fair to put him up. He would be stealing from the fruit bowls and the mini bar plus he would take the coffee machine and it would all turn out embarrassing

Reported

 

[Highway Man]

Reported

OMG why?

 

[pete01]

OMG why?

For saying I steal fruit, that was never proven

 

[Highway Man]

For saying I steal fruit that was never proven

OMG

 

[fillyboy]

They found something wrong with them and are due to be dismantled tomorrow

OMG Pete and me have to sleep on the floor, mind you that will be a luxury for Pete.

 

[pete01]

OMG Pete and me have to sleep on the floor, mind you that will be a luxury for Pete.

Don't you start

 

[Highway Man]

Ships log at 7.44am.

 

[Highway Man]

Well made it unscathed and no dramas, now just pulling into Barcelona dock area. Pilot on board and we are an hour earlier than scheduled. The captain has taken on board my navigation tips that I gave him last night and true to form has listened to me.

 

[Highway Man]

For the next 5 days we will be docking in at a new port every day, crossing continents through the evening. Then it will be full steam ahead from Tuesday making our way home for a full 4 days and night non stop journey back to Southampton. My sea legs have grown stronger each nautical mile we have travelled so I should resemble Arnold Swarzenegger by the time I get back.

 

[Highway Man]

Just been on the running track on the top deck with Lena. We are getting showered and getting ready to get off the ship for a walk around Barcelona. Weather is already hot and sunny. Shorts and skimpy clothing is the order of the day. We look fantastic, a fashionable couple walking around a fashionable city but bringing our own WOW factor to the people of Spain.

 

[Highway Man]

A beautiful day here in Barcelona. You can see the cistern chapel from our suite.

 

[Knave of Hearts]

... crossing continents through the evening. ....

Which continents will you be crossing?
Did you not do geography at school neither?

 

[Knave of Hearts]

A beautiful day here in Barcelona. You can see the cistern chapel from our suite.

That one shaped like a toilet?
Or did you mean the Sistine chapel?
The one in Rome, well the Vatican to be precise?
Do you have a telescope provided in your suite? It's only about 900 kilometres away.
All that spare time, boozing has addled your brain.