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Right then, here is the bet. We find out where Kate is next due to appear in public and we both turn up in nothing but our g strings. My tenner is on that she fancies me over your one toothed self.
I've met kate before I was the cleaner at their university...have you seen good will hunting? I was like matt Damon I would do Williams homework for a tenna....me and Kate had a whirlwind romance William was furious...but she buggered off when I took her to wetherspoons and some bloke was sick on her coat.
 
I wasn't keen on her at first. She seemed to be trying too hard. But I have come to like and admire her.
Yes she and I are so alike, I get less and less messages of telling me to drop dead on here the more people get to know me. Everyone grows to love me and that is one of the great things about me.
 
My popularity is not just chance, I think my enigmatic self comes accross and people admire me for who I am and want to be like me, so they fall in love with me bit by bit until they become infactuated by me. It's just me, I was the same as a baby too, I was stolen so many times.
 
That's not a word...think on think on

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Infatuated describes a state of intense, often fleeting, passion or admiration for someone or something, characterized by irrational, obsessive, or foolishly strong feelings.

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My popularity is not just chance, I think my enigmatic self comes accross and people admire me for who I am and want to be like me, so they fall in love with me bit by bit until they become infactuated by me. It's just me, I was the same as a baby too, I was stolen so many times.

I would have had you down as more charismatic than enigmatic.

I am both, of course.
 
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