Bro, how the **** did I get raided and Boris Johnson's there?

fillyboy · 1 Sep 2022

Good old Boris.

Man wakes up to find Boris Johnson looking for drugs in his home at 6am

‘Do you know how drunk I was last night? I feel like a madman.'

metro.co.uk

JP_ · 1 Sep 2022

What a nob. Why does he do this?

fillyboy · 1 Sep 2022

JP_ said:
What a nob. Why does he do this?

Helping the police with their enquiries, I thought you'd be pleased.

^woody^ · 1 Sep 2022

He pops up when you least expect him. 2024 may be interesting

ReganAndCarter · 2 Sep 2022

Doris making sure he's got another job to go to.

JP_ · 2 Sep 2022

gone said:
Helping the police with their enquiries, I thought you'd be pleased.

Oh, I'm sure he was a great help. Not just another dumb publicity stunt at all.
Shame the police got the wrong house though. Maybe they deliberately raided an innocent man's house with the ex-PM just to be sure a druggie wouldn't shoot him.

ajohn · 2 Sep 2022

gone said:
Helping the police with their enquiries,

Publicity stunt.

And you know it.

Yesterday promised £700m for another nuke station - nice big number but way way short of the amount needed. Trivial really. Might be the amount to pay for a team to talk to people who can provide the money eg the EDF and China deal I mentioned.

Covid cost £70b seems power is going to cost similar. Not a lot compared with £2.2t. Enough for 2 nuke stations+ and who knows how many windmills that we could own ourselves.

Odds · 2 Sep 2022

gone said:
Good old Boris.

Man wakes up to find Boris Johnson looking for drugs in his home at 6am

‘Do you know how drunk I was last night? I feel like a madman.'

metro.co.uk

I have a suspicion you'd like to find Boris poking around in your cubbyhole at 6 a.m. How will you cope when he's no longer PM and all you've got to frot over is an article in the 'graph?