Is it right, part of the ceremony at the Olympic stadium is a scene of rural England with mine wheel, country dancers and a few live animals all set around the turn of the century complete with live scruffy peasants ,some body tell me iv'e got it wrong and it was just a mickey take .this is a thread from the daily mail I have been sent
can this be right
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joinerjohn
It would have to be set around the turn of the century (19th). If they set it in present day UK, they'd have to change the scruffy peasants for hoodies with knives. There couldn't possibly be a mine wheel and the dancers would be Diversity (or one of those dance groups off BGT). You'd have to include a typical Saturday night scene with drunks. They should also include a riot scene , complete with the infamous "Push from behind" A special guest appearance from PC Harwood could even be filmed on a camera phone for added realism. 
Don't forget to include romainians robbing cash machines and Russians and poles killing people and driving while pixxed out of their heads
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Oh joiner john I can tell you are a warrior of the dark side I feel the force is strong with you .
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joinerjohn
Cheers Harbourwoodworker. I've just had my dinner and even the wife said "Use the forks, John, use the forks."
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longdogs
how about chucking a bucket of water over each spectator as they enter to represent the British weather?
Hopefully they will pull the plug on Macca before he gets to'''''sing'''''
Hopefully they will pull the plug on Macca before he gets to'''''sing'''''
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joinerjohn
how about chucking a bucket of water over each spectator as they enter to represent the British weather?
Hopefully they will pull the plug on Macca before he gets to'''''sing'''''
Before he starts singing, La , la ,la, lalalala, lalalala,, Hey Jude. (ad infinitum)
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imamartian
Fook me !!!!! and i get labelled as a whinger !!! you lot need to lighten up a bit !!
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imamartian
And with good reason.
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imamartian
And with good reason.
no i challenged you to prove that.. and you weren't able to.. so back atchya !!
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