I have a friend of a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend who works for NASA, all the top secret stuff. Apparently, there is a secret project underway to erect a 50m/164ft tall solid gold statue of you on the moon the next time they land there. They are using AI to establish exactly how this will be done. They also have a sub project (even more top secret) to erect a 100m/328ft tall solid gold statue of you on Mars as and when they ever land there.
Can you please not tell anyone about this, I don't want to get the friend of a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend into any sort of trouble.