Coffee. How do you take yours?

I like to ask for a "White Coffee" and wait for the bamboozled look from the operative when I visit coffee outlets.

Pre mid 90's coffee boom it was acceptable to say white coffee, now it's Americano with Milk.

I like a nice Cuppa T Yorkshire Tea, but again it's unusual "unless you go to a roadside cafe" to get a cuppa t which doesn't resemble nats ****.

At home I drink Douwe Egberts the strongest they do or a cafetiere.

We frequent Italy often, the Italians understand coffee, I look forward to their coffee, I find coffee in this country mostly disappointing by comparison.
 
The management trialled one of those coin operated coffee/tea/pïssy soup machines in our workshop when I was an apprentice. One of the mechanics observed it being cleaned and refilled and noticed there was an override switch installed inside the machine. He noted where it was, paid for a cup of tea and when the arm moved inside to let the cup drop into it, he switched it off at the plug. I then had the job of sticking my skinny arm inside the machine and flicking the override switch on. Then the call went out 'free drinks' and the machine was emptied with virtually no money being inserted. Of course, the switch was reset by the vending company when it was resupplied and I promptly unset it. After a few weeks, the vending company took the machine away.
 
I like to ask for a "White Coffee" and wait for the bamboozled look from the operative when I visit coffee outlets.

Pre mid 90's coffee boom it was acceptable to say white coffee, now it's Americano with Milk.

I like a nice Cuppa T Yorkshire Tea, but again it's unusual "unless you go to a roadside cafe" to get a cuppa t which doesn't resemble nats ****.

At home I drink Douwe Egberts the strongest they do or a cafetiere.

We frequent Italy often, the Italians understand coffee, I look forward to their coffee, I find coffee in this country mostly disappointing by comparison.
I only drink tea at home because no one else know's how to make to my liking. Tea in cafés and other establishments is usually rancid.

Yorkshire tea make the only acceptable decaf tea.
 
The management trialled one of those coin operated coffee/tea/pïssy soup machines in our workshop when I was an apprentice.

When I was working in the power stations, the drinks vending machines were free. Most of the contents though, wasn't worth having, apart from the drinking chocolate, which was at least drinkable, so I always settled on that.
 
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