crafty1289 5000th post !!!!!!

[Moz]

I was reading on another thread ..
an it was quite emotional as the guy had broke up with with wife etc ,

an he is a star player here ...
smashing bloke ..........................
this was ALL FORGOTTEN when I read that crafty had posted 5000 posts here ...well ...
I ran in the lounge an told the wife , (she wasnt impressed as she had shopped at the Co-Op )
can I ask everyone to please raise a glass at say 9.00 pm gmt to honour such a posting wonder an maybe he will post another 5000 witty wonderful literary works.....oh yes ..oh yes
Well Done ..BRAVO ......!!
crafty
I hope you are as bold to wear that long coat AGAIN ...
(with the poachers pockets )
at work today an aquire a few drinks.....?
(dont take the pint stella cans , as you know they are substandard an you flog them to ex war heroes )
then after locking up go with the chavvy lasses behind the shop an pop a few an have a drink as you celebrate Your Wonder ...
well done
best wishes
moz

I hope your mum an dad were as proud as everyone here to this shattering news .. ?


btw are you courting proper yet ?

 

[markie]

 

[keyplayer]

 

[Steve]

You taking the ****?

 

[Thermo]

yes

 

[Moz]

crafty
not at all my dear friend ....

I am in awe an wonder at the sumptuous prose an beguiling literariness that you bestowe us mere mortals here..
I feast an gorge on your titbits of prestigious penmanship that you deem us worthy to read here ,
thankyou kind sir

 

[Steve]

gonna ring head office today, see if i can get stella delisted from all the late shops.