CRISPS SHORTAGE!!!

[JP_]

Forget the flour and toilet roll shortage of 2020, and the fuel shortage this year - there's now a CRISPS SHORTAGE!

 

[conny]

Asda & Sainsburys by us have full shelves of all varieties and spare boxes on the top shelf.
Maybe your local shop hasn't paid their bills.

 

[Ihavenojob]

The Americans call crisps chips. There is a shortage of chips.

 

[Notch7]

You are looking in the wrong town.

Go to Sunny Uplands, there are no shortages there whatsoever………

 

[crystal ball]

The Americans call crisps chips. There is a shortage of chips.

So do Aussies, chips are called hot chips and are mainly crap

 

[JP_]

The Americans call crisps chips. There is a shortage of chips.

No shortage of chips, the local chippy still has chips.

 

[fillyboy]

Shortage of Walkers crisps as empty shelves blamed on computer glitches at factory (msn.com)

 

[Trazor]

Shortage of Walkers crisps as empty shelves blamed on computer glitches at factory (msn.com)

As it says at the end, best marketing ploy ever.

Similar to petrol shortage,

 

[bernardgreen]

The walkers delivering were walking too slowly, should OK soon when Walkers go back to using HGVs

 

[Notch7]

Shortage of Walkers crisps as empty shelves blamed on computer glitches at factory (msn.com)

Yeah, apparently it’s because Walkers was dependent on EU IT specialists…..that have gone home.

 

[JP_]

Shortage of Walkers crisps as empty shelves blamed on computer glitches at factory (msn.com)

That makes sense, was mostly Walkers that were missing.

 

[Justin Passing]

There must be some nice puns here. Like they were hedgehog flavour and they can't get in very fast.
But that's not a nice one.

 

[conny]

Roast snail flavour but they were feeling a bit sluggish?

 

[bernardgreen]

Eating too many cheese and bunion flavour will give you painful feet.

Eating too many porn cocktail flavour will give --------CENSORED-----------