Customer flirting

[Biglou]

You know what Im talking about. Its the customer you've been working for, for a fair few days now.

She catches you looking at her in the mirror,

You share a lingering glance over the top of your clenched bicep whilst using your trowel,
She nods in appriciation of your admiration,

Your not sure if you should say something, she must have noticed you too,

The unspoken words as she looks at your dirty tools on the floor and yet knows she cant use them,

You catch her looking at you as you put your hands on your hips after skimming a large ceiling intensly,

The awkward moment when you both go to walk through the door at the same time, you both go to speak, " you first" she says......

 

[roughcaster]

Oh Lou,,,,, get on with your coving.... Perv!!!

 

[Biglou]

hahaha .

(Im not interested in her) Business is business im afraid.

 

[mac391]

"You first" she says, so you obliged, tripped over your dirty tools on the floor, ****ed your head on the stairs, fogot she was flirting with you and paid her £600 for the skimming the ceiling!!

 

[Biglou]

Hahaha

 

[dextrous]

Biglou, who exactly is the "spread" in this scenario?

 

[roughcaster]

Biglou, who exactly is the "spread" in this scenario?

I don't know who the spread is,,, but Lou says he's been working at his "GIRLFRIENDS MUM'S" house lately,,, and now i'm thinking,,, hmmmm, why is Lou asking for our advice??? Naughty boy!!!

 

[Alastairreid]

This is better than talking about plastering.

keep us updated buglou

 

[roughcaster]

This is better than talking about plastering.

keep us updated buglou

Aye,,,, scandal comes to the Plastering Forum Alastair,, eat your heart out John Terry,, you've been up-staged by our wandering spread,, Big Lou.
Hey,,, and now we know where the BIG!!!! comes from.

 

[Alastairreid]

Never seen the likes rc normally so respectable in here.

 

[roughcaster]

Never seen the likes rc normally so respectable in here.

Shocking.... Lucky sod.

Did you all enjoy your break Alastair?

 

[Alastairreid]

Haven't been yet Roughcaster, i go away again 19th.

i was busy helping my daughter sort up her new abode.

 

[Biglou]

I don't know who the spread is,,, but Lou says he's been working at his "GIRLFRIENDS MUM'S" house lately,,, and now i'm thinking,,, hmmmm, why is Lou asking for our advice??? Naughty boy!!!

NO NO!!!! You've got it all wrong Roughcaster!!!! How could you think so low of me! You've got completely the wrong end of the stick

The spread is me , though im still learning.

The person is NOT my FIANCEES MUM!!!!!!!

It is/has been various customers in the past . You know what im on about .

Just thought id make a funny post to hopefully make afew of the boys chuckle !! And lighten the mood. As the forum seems to be lacking anything that looks atall like humour at the moment.

BIGLOU

 

[Biglou]

Aye,,,, scandal comes to the Plastering Forum Alastair,, eat your heart out John Terry,, you've been up-staged by our wandering spread,, Big Lou.
Hey,,, and now we know where the BIG!!!! comes from.

AAHA . Some of these comments are great

 

[Alastairreid]

Just thought id make a funny post to hopefully make afew of the boys chuckle !! And lighten the mood.
BIGLOU

You did lighten the mood biglou its very sombre this plastering game.