Describe yourself

[diane1]

so now u takin the mick coz im 5 foot???.....

Small, but perfectly formed I'm sure [/quote]


naturally!!!....practically perfect id say!

 

[joe-90]

but i was named after the Batchelors (?)...Smile for me, my Diane....!

Surely you mean 'smoyle'?

 

[roughcaster]

Surely you mean 'smoyle'?

I'm in heaven, when i see you "smoyle",
"smoyle" for me, my Diane.
and though everythings dark all the whoyle,
i can seeeee, youuu Diane. rum pom pom,,

 

[Gasman28]

Ah, the sound of the Batchelors - if you closed your eyes, you could almost hear them singing - or was it RC?

 

[diane1]

 

[conny]

diane1....is definitely not a 6'4 brickie!!!...shes 5 foot tall.....and female!!!!...

Beautiful things come in small packages.

 

[dextrous]

Beautiful things come in small packages.

So you keep trying to tell your wife

 

[conny]

So you keep trying to tell your wife

But for some reason she doesn't believe me.

Maybe its because she found out that 6 of those little lines on the ruler aren't really 6".

 

[dextrous]

So you keep trying to tell your wife

But for some reason she doesn't believe me.

Maybe its because she found out that 6 of those little lines on the ruler aren't really 6".

Aw, bless your micro appendage

 

[conny]

You should see the glasses I wear!

 

[dextrous]

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[conny]

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I'll kill her!

How did you convince her to send you my passport photo?

 

[diane1]

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I'll kill her!

How did you convince her to send you my passport photo?

this has got to be a caption competition!!!!.... im thinking....

"it may be tiny......but its still stuck in my zipper!!!!!"

 

[roughcaster]

Ah, the sound of the Batchelors - if you closed your eyes, you could almost hear them singing -

or was it RC?

You're royt Gasm'n,, it was moy. You just gotta keep smoylin, in these hard toymes.

 

[diane1]

Surely you mean 'smoyle'?

I'm in heaven, when i see you "smoyle",
"smoyle" for me, my Diane.
and though everythings dark all the whoyle,
i can seeeee, youuu Diane. rum pom pom,,

so im guessing....the batchelors were irish then????.....excellent singing by the way!!!..