Do tradesman wear shorts in the winter?

[fillyboy]

'cleaned by the NHS' on another occasion.

 

[Brigadier]

'cleaned by the NHS' on another occasion.

Love it

 

[Brigadier]

Years ago, we used to have a lady clean our offices.
Proper lovely black country woman.
Used to come to work in work blouse, trousers, etc, with a tabard over the top.
Never too fussy over her appearance.

One day , she came in, hair combed with a balloon as usual, with egg down her front.

"I hope they catch him," said one of my colleagues.
"Catch who?", I asked, somewhat confused.

"The bloke who dragged her through a hedge backwards.", he dryly replied

 

[teaboyjim]

Somebody once wrote on my rear doors 'I wish my wife was a dirty as this van'.

 

[gasbanni]

I'm looking to buy some clothes appropriate for the season and some lads have been telling me that they wear shorts.

Have they sent you for a left handed hammer and a long weight or sky hooks ?
Padded knees are a must ......seen many shorts with padded knees ? They're taking the proverbial !