Don't panic ... don't panic!!!

[diy_fun_uk]

Oh dear ...

French man sparks hospital evacuation with WWI bomb in his rectum

The unnamed senior citizen arrived at the Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon, southern France on Saturday evening in the hope of having the artillery shell dislodged from his anus.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Nige F]

Typical French - they evacuate the hospital when he only needed his rectum evacuated

 

[motorbiking]

I'm going to regret asking, but how the f*** does someone get that up their arse? I'm guessing practice.

 

[jeds]

Must have been an ammunition dump.

 

[algas]

Big Bertha!

 

[diy_fun_uk]

I'm going to regret asking, but how the f*** does someone get that up their arse? I'm guessing practice.

literally lol at this.

 

[motorbiking]

It has a name

polyembolokoilamania​

 

[diy_fun_uk]

It has a name

polyembolokoilamania​

We learn something new every day ...

 

[Justin Passing]

It's a THING! Am I missing out?
Where can I buy some

bolokoil ?​

Surprising what Google will find to educate you:

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www.thehorrorzine.com

 

[Ihavenojob]

On a similar vein

 

[diy_fun_uk]

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WTF?!?

I mean WTAF?!?

 

[Stivino]

Only in America.

 

[RandomGrinch]

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I'm afraid it doesn't take much effort to pull this story apart!

Firstly (apart from the obvious, it ain't going to fit!), the original source seems to be:

Ohio woman accused of trying to steal a Christmas tree by hiding it in her vagina

A Walmart store in Cincinnati faced one the strangest shoplifting attempt in history Yesterday: a would-be thief lost consciousness while trying to insert a 7-foot tall plastic Christmas tree in her vaginal cavity. According to the police report, 43-year old Wanda Brown took a 7.5-Ft Slim Yuletide

worldnewsdailyreport.com

And I love their banner header :

Secondly, I don't believe David Brown, current Superintendent of the Chicago Police Department, would have any jurisdiction over an Ohio crime.

David Brown (police officer) - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

I'm afraid I haven't yet found any information about the unfortunate lady who has been misrepresented.


EDIT:
Just to add, if you want a laugh, some of their other (fake news) stories are disturbing and entertaining in equal measure - vaginal/rectal insertion seems to be a bit of a theme...

NEWS

NEWS

worldnewsdailyreport.com

 

[Notch7]

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almost certainly an anti vaxxer.

I haven’t noticed Ellal around for a few days……….

 

[motorbiking]

Apparently the above animal was a squirrel which got stuck when the owner “fell” on him.