Don't panic ... don't panic!!!

[gas112]

it probably been there for years and happened when he was doing the usual French thing ,,,running away from the Germans

 

[Ihavenojob]

EDIT:
Just to add, if you want a laugh, some of their other (fake news) stories are disturbing and entertaining in equal measure - vaginal/rectal insertion seems to be a bit of a theme...

Oh to have the time to waste like you do.

 

[RandomGrinch]

Oh to have the time to waste like you do.

Perhaps it may be better if you wasted a little more time; finding some real stories, from some non-satirical websites?

 

[ReganAndCarter]

On a similar vein
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Would have expected to find a large bush, but that's ridiculous.