English language question (again, sorry)

[Brightness]

................I pointed and said he could have mine if he wanted and I would get some more..........

Hmmm, sounds like you were definitely leading him on - you must have spotted the big bulge in his breeks as he was reaching for the item you wanted from the high shelf - (big bulge referring to WALLET of course)

PMSL you loon . It was probably his incontinence pads - he was quite old He was probably senile as well

 

[Gary_M]

PMSL you loon . It was probably his incontinence pads - he was quite old He was probably senile as well

Don't put yourself down- you can't be that bad. After all, someone married you

 

[Brightness]

He was drunk at the time