English Weather

[pred]

The Archbishop of Canterbury and
The Royal Commission for Political Correctness
announced today that the climate in the UK
should no longer be referred to as
English Weather.
Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the
UK population, it will now be referred to as:

'Muslim Weather'


(Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)

 

[JBR]

And we'll not be allowed to complain about it, because it will be
insha'Allah.

 

[JBR]

(Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)

Well today was sunni; the other day it was ****e.