Eurovision soon to be with us

[MNW67]

I am making preperations for tonight as we speak. Lena has gone out for my nibbles and to get some euroflags for me. She is going out with her friends again so I can dance and enjoy the festivities. I am excited, what are your plans?

Sounds perfect. I wish I could pop round.

 

[pete01]

Sounds perfect. I wish I could pop round.

I dont think hes allowed visitors

 

[Highway Man]

Sounds perfect. I wish I could pop round.

Please do. I have peanuts, sausage rolls, party poppers and lots of beer and other great things.

 

[Highway Man]

I dont think hes allowed visitors

What you on about, you're coming.

 

[pete01]

What you on about, you're coming.

No I'm also in the asylum

 

[Highway Man]

No I'm also in the asylum

oh

 

[Highway Man]

oh

Well more sausage rolls for us then. Last year nobody got a look in.

 

[pete01]

Well more sausage rolls for us then. Last year nobody got a look in.

I know

 

[Highway Man]

I know

Exactly

 

[Highway Man]

I know

Have you put a bet on my sure fire win?

 

[aveatry]

Here's a novel idea - they could start with some straight presenters instead of the BBC gay mafia for a change. I mean, come on, what’s the chances of four presenters being chosen to present the programme who all turn out to be gay?

You wouldn't turn your back on this lot, would you?


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That's a mic drop moment right there, but for the love of god do not attempt to pick it up.

 

[transam]

Here's a novel idea - they could start with some straight presenters instead of the BBC gay mafia for a change. I mean, come on, what’s the chances of four presenters being chosen to present the programme who all turn out to be gay?

You wouldn't turn your back on this lot, would you?


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They all appear to
Be white

 

[aveatry]

Me, I love it, I make my own joke scorecard which has sections like stupidest costume, campness. And get In loads of different European beers and tapas type food from all over. Laugh at how crap it is and if you treat it that way it's actually great fun.
Oh and also correctly guessing the 12 point neighbour and block votes.

 

[Highway Man]

Me, I love it, I make my own joke scorecard which has sections like stupidest costume, campness. And get In loads of different European beers and tapas type food from all over. Laugh at how crap it is and if you treat it that way it's actually great fun.
Oh and also correctly guessing the 12 point neighbour and block votes.

Absolutely the right attitude. It is a great fun night and completely harmless.

 

[aveatry]

They all appear to
Be white

The black gay Dr who man was due to be the UK's points announcer but has pulled out for some reason at last min
Something about the banning of rainbow flags he is protesting about.
The others in the picture know what side of their bread is buttered and are keeping sthum