Favourite late-night snack

[Softus]

Mine's fish fingers.

 

[Shytalkz]

Mine's fishy fingers

Talking of which....

 

[Softus]

You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full.

 

[Shytalkz]

Too tired apparently. Her, not me

Best stay here for a while then....

 

[JohnD]

Shy: Do you fancy a shag?

Mrs. Shy: No

Shy: Well lie there while I have one, then.

 

[Softus]

I don't find slugs very tasty John, but whatever takes your fancy is a legitimate late-night comestible.

 

[libby lou lou]

Why miss kebab ? i eat,one then, hopefully eat one

 

[Softus]

A kebab? Please try option #5, Sir.

 

[libby lou lou]

Sorry. didn'nt understand the language, sp, did you miss a
"w" on the .... else ?




ignore me.

 

[ninebob]

Stone cold sober (honestly), Shaun has told me that I get out of bed, fast asleep, make cheese on toast under the grill, eat it, and get back in bed.

When slightly less sober this reduces to just toast, done in the toaster rather than the grill, but whilst equally asleep and repeated in a much greater quantity - normally until he gets up and steers me back into bed.

Of course, this is just a scurrilous rumour on his part - I have never witnessed me doing this, ever......

 

[Shytalkz]

Shy: Do you fancy a s**g?

Mrs. Shy: No

Shy: Well lie there while I have one, then.

Yeh, she's definitely not sexually active

 

[Shytalkz]

Why miss kebab ? i eat,one then, hopefully eat one

The badly packed ones are the tastiest, I find...

 

[Zampa]

Lab Kebab..

 

[tim west]

liver sandwich with a light smearing of smooth peanut butter,lemon juice and pepper,served with black olives and washed down with a glass of guiness.

 

[Zampa]

Id get a pregnancy test if I were you..