Stone cold sober (honestly), Shaun has told me that I get out of bed, fast asleep, make cheese on toast under the grill, eat it, and get back in bed.
When slightly less sober this reduces to just toast, done in the toaster rather than the grill, but whilst equally asleep and repeated in a much greater quantity - normally until he gets up and steers me back into bed.
Of course, this is just a scurrilous rumour on his part - I have never witnessed me doing this, ever......